Tiger Woods: To Do List for 2011

1) Groove new swing so it becomes natural (as I've done three times previously before dominating)2) Win regular tour event (as I've done a total of 71 times)3) Win major championship (as I've done 14 times)4) Regain #1 world ranking (that I've held for a total of 623 weeks)5) Shut up Johnny Miller and Brandel Chamblee (among others)6) Shut up Haney and Harmon7) Shut up Rory McIlroy8) Shut up